I was today years old when I learned why we call them "eggplants"

gretas evil twin

“Why would I lie?” - a liar

So that's what the holes in pizza boxes are for

Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔

NOOOOO THIS SCHOLAR’S NAME IS ‘SHERK’ AND I CITED HIM THROUGHOUT MY ESSAY AS ‘SHREK’

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked

Is this the Cerulean Gym?

hold up is that my --

Can't wait to hand out brussels sprouts tonight

Tables have turned

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET

me: “what happened” 🫣🫨 my friend: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 53:01