Fight to keep it

They don’t want you to know this but we could literally leave the government shut down forever, it doesn’t do anything

Oh, it burns super easily.

Their underwear

A more interesting project than Mars (and if you can’t do the Sahara you can’t do Mars).

TFW you ask God to kill your pride 😕

Seth Dillon James Lindsay, anti-Communist the right has a legit antisemitism problem and a moral panic over inappropriate jokes in a group chat does absolutely nothing to combat it

Needy ass plants

The slang is crossing streams, i was expecting a ass over tea kettle wipeout

Ah yes, ive done it exactly ass backwards. Checks out.

How glad hes not in florida from march til November

The weirdest spring cleaning

Real ones know its a K-type question

I wonder if Dana Carvey did his chopping broccoli song in his bush impersonation while talking to bush on the phone?

Must feel good getting to call everyone racist again.

“No Kings spokesperson Eunic Epstein-Ortiz”