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does anyone else like making sure they used the WHOLE cart by disassembling it and licking every piece clean

imma dip my bawls into some thousand island dressing

this is like the modern day, internet equivalent to when people would make those racist comics with the characters having big red lips and saying/doing "stereotypical" things

somebody get me twitter blue so i can ragebait the fuck out of people and get paid for it. ill share the earnings w my oomfs on some mr beast shi

i think i gotta just take the L on this one. i probably consumed at LEAST 4oz of thc oil within the past few days

ke eats wooseok booty trans wireface

am i tweaking or is there no one in that car..😭

qrting to get this on my oomfs timelines

omg nigga be serious. so u can switch alters back and forth within seconds to send messages back and forth??? this DID shit is getting ridiculous, ur sitting here talking to yourself.

i would want a jellyfish haircut so bad if it didnt also look like a mushroom head dick

like this tweet if ur ok with me dming u randomly even if i just say smth like hi or i send u tiktoks IM BORED AND WANT TO INTERACT WOTH U ALL MORE💔 but i dont wanna annoy people who dont wanna be dmed at random

nobody is tuning in brah 😭 only 57 qrts yall fell off

so ur saying,, because men want this and that, and want women to do that and this, women shouldn't have their own paths in life and have to have kids? LOLLLL all im hearing is "i want i want i want, gimme gimme, obey me!!! do as i say!!! submit to me wahhhh!!"

the spit ohhh he is TRIFLING 😧

get tf out of my goddamn notifs

u people are so weird... it seems like youre a bit jealous bud

if i still needed a reason to not watch this shit from a butt then this is it