Jessica Did You Sleep With Your Teacher? (2019)

Damn i’m on my happy shit Oops i smile again Damn i’m on my optimistic shit Joy within! Damn we smiling hella deep I feel like the sun!

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

not photogenic but i probably look soooo good as a distant memory

My therapist said we should solve this by making out, yes he really said that. oh my god why would I lie to you

SONIC AND MIKU FUCKED??????????????????

Haven't cried in so long but I feel like i need to rn but can't get myself to

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

The Summer I Became Skinny Fat

Betty who threatening Renee rapp and me with a man in 10 years😨😰 wym you'll hold space for LESBIANS to find a man????

Why do these straight women keep calling these men BOYS??!?!? ITS FUCKING WEIRD

— David Forster Wallace

This or nothing

Petition for stores to ban my mom from ever buying me clothes again

It’s pretty difficult to do something more barbaric than killing 4 journalists, but of course Israel found a way

Who tf allowed this on Instagram????? WHO ASKED FOR IT???