The universe does not hand out maps. The best explorers draw their own lines. 🗺️🧭

As self employed, I often identify as unemployed and over employed, occasionally simultaneously.

Diiiiiip. Wheeeeeeeee

Spring for the waffle cone. It’s worth it every time.

Eggs vs. French Toast vs. Waffle - tough choices. 🍳🍞 🧇

GM

Coldplay CEO, the tennis hat CEO, baseball homerun Karen… remind me to never go out in public.

MTV still has the VMA’s? MTV hasn’t shown a music video in over a decade. Why is this still a thing?

It’s a day to have a day. LFG!

Buying tires sucks. 🛞

Grilling in the rain. Worth it. 🥩🍔🍗

More than 80% of crypto twitter “golfers” need a LOT of swing work. Club pros need to accept tokens as payment, they’d make a huge bag. What you lack in golf ability, you make up for in degeneracy.

“Pay me to give advice on what to buy, but it’s not financial advice.” Wait, what? I’m pretty sure that’s a grift.

Cheap peanut butter tastes the best.

We’ll tell kids someday “I remember when major news outlets didn’t report the daily price of Bitcoin”.

Don’t just identify the problem, bring the solution with you.

When is alt season? Asking for a friend.

I’m pretty sure that real estate agencies are just cults. They try so hard at things that are so irrelevant and I really can’t wait for the industry to be non-existent. Automation and AI comin for you, your stupid open houses, and exorbitant 6% commission - for doing nothing!

Is ASTER vs HYPE still the narrative, Or is it gold vs ETH?

Had to google who won the World Series. Baseball is the worst.