Oops made another post where I opened up about my deepest insecurities that got views but no likes time to delete and cry

Jobs I’ve had: “Sales associate” - telemarketing Barback - bougie brunch spot Barback - shitty Aussie pub Doorman - TriBeCa apt building Bike messenger - Weed delivery Barback - Wizard bar in FiDi Current jobs I have: Dog walker Freelance musician Audio engineer

Saying this like it’s a bad thing

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I met my partner of 10 years on Mountain Goats tumblr and won her heart by sending her a video of me playing “Twin Human Highway Flares”

Did this every night for years when I first moved here. Still do it frequently. Children do it. Maybe NYC is not for you “East Village Guy”

I enjoy having a functional penis

We're drinking too much water!! Feat Jesse Welles

There’s nothing wrong with a little delusion to get through life. However, the truth of the matter is, you won’t be able to consume, or disassociate yourself out of a crumbling empire, and the consequences of capitalism over the care of people.

Capital will never be “held accountable” under capitalism

amazing things happening on wplace

Brand new sentence 🔥🔥🔥

Weapons was killer that is all

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

You unfollowed me. We were chill moots and you unfollowed me. Didn’t even have the decency to soft block smh no standards these days.

Calling for the extrajudicial murder of Undesirables, leftistly

Same vibe