im at the counter asking for sativa cocaine and they keep saying "it doesn't work like that" I don't trust them

ur in her dms while im 107 posts back in her media tab and sweating profusely and wondering why

Chris Pratt will be voicing "Firestar" in "WARRIORS: The Animated Series"

😅

#WHOREMEMBERS

i used to have the sauce

(yung lean voice) you and me we should go on a bender soon

(yung lean voice) haiiii -w-

FUCK YOU LEMONHOPE

Five times a year I watch a complete stranger crash out because the SUE fossil uses it/it's pronouns and the SUE Twitter uses they/them. We don't know the sex of the SUE fossil, so that's what we do. You are going to be ok I promise; This is all just happening in your phone.

need to go to a rave in sheffield pronto

because this post seems to have atttracted stupid bitches who dont understand my extremely obvious jokes im going to do another stream explaining my tweeets at 4pm EST. link in my bio

feeling uncharacteristically wistful today

unprivated and now I have no more good post ideas sorry

we are the ____? of the auras you couldn't farm