Also here’s me rapping about being a whale person. What’s good Twitter

One time a dude got mad at me for wearing a flashier shirt than him, I think about this a lot.

Monday on a Tuesday hits different.

If nobody told you “I love you” today, good. Fuck you.

I hope everyone’s having a great time out there

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She said she outgrew me quicker than some baby clothes

I said friend or foe? She said maybe both.

Agree

If you don’t like egg nog, it’s probably because you’re a fucking peasant and can’t grasp the concept of the finer things in life

Turns out that Taco Bell and crying pair really well together.

Autographed a sandwich last night. Life’s good.

7 years of having an account, probably 3 of actually using it.

Follow this man, he’s incredible

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I really ain’t shit in Deadlock, but this parry was pretty sweet.

I desperately want people to play Deadlock with. I’m an archon scrub but I do be trying.

Explain yourself Safeway