oh i forgot to mention, I'm doing a Bare Bones concert in NYC at the amazing Carnegie Hall, 26 Nov...

Bruno Tonioli is like a Dolmio puppet operated by Michael J. Fox.

Jenny's rivera's daughter is here at tierra mia, w her husband! I recognized her b/c of her cute hubby!

Valley view needs: -forever 21 -Delia's -urban outfitters -apple store

I have a thigh gap when I sit down and spread my legs to make room for a gallon of ice cream

I just assume any time Michael J Fox goes to the bathroom it ends with him masturbating.

BREAKING: Taylor Swift interrupts Kim Kardashian's Lamaze class to tell her about Kanye's affair.

It�€™s pouring in NYC and just went down, so if you don�€™t have enough money to go see World War Z just look out the window and wait.