Regardless of your preference in this evening's Super Bowl Halftime Shows, I'm glad every single person reading this can 100% agree that THIS was the greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show of all time:

Me: Wow I made so much money betting on the Super Bowl! I should let some of those profits ride on college basketball! Draftkings:

Can anyone give me a legitimate argument as to why having someone prove they are who they say they are in order to vote for who is gonna lead the most powerful country in the world is a bad idea, yet I still get carded when I buy a fuckin lighter? I've yet to hear a good reason.

The American left simply does not see the USA as a worthwhile enterprise in its own right. They really buy into the concept of a "global citizen", and see the USA as just another country with nothing special, and if anything they think we are the bad guy.

*trump voice* We have the best lesbians, it's true, they're world class

safa They call her Tator Tot

Babe Ruth - age 52

The U.S. men's Olympic hockey team just defeated Denmark 6-3. By the ancient laws of combat, Greenland is now rightfully ours.

Media to American athletes: “What’s it like representing the U.S. with rising authoritarianism?” Media to traitor representing an actual authoritarian communist regime: “Look who is back on the slopes tonight! 😍🫶”

not looking good

You sure about that?

The Heated Rivalry fans are realizing that most US Men's Hockey players are right leaning 😂

Bad days for people who got into hockey because of the gay porn show and got some America right in their face

Speaking of South Park watching ppl being outclassed by 2007 South Park is actually wild. These people are showing less compassion to a disabled man than a cartoon known for being offensive and insensitive lol

Olympic Gold Medalist who will be forever remembered in US Hockey history and gets to bang Tate McRae... Yeah it really sucks to be him right now lmao.

I don’t see why people are confused by the backlash to USA hockey the point of hockey isn’t to score more goals than the other team, it’s to have the same opinions as the Democrat Party for Transgender Homosexual Communists Who Hate Themselves and Hate America

UConn is dickslapping St John's right now. Finish the job!

The people who's lives are so easy the only thing they have to be concerned about is stupid shit like this, are the one's who call you privileged!