#IfIHadUnlimited money I could stop working the midnight shift.

#IfIHadUnlimited sleep, I wouldn't feel like a zombie.

The Monthman Prophecies. #ASongOrMovieForTheCalendar

#IOnlyYellWhen I'm a rebel

#IOnlyYellWhen the stress level is at an 11 out of 10.

#IfIWereInTheConjuringMovies I wouldn't stick around. I'd be like "nope" and run away asap.

There’s Only One Way To Deal With This! #IfIWereInTheConjuringMovies Talkie Tags

#IHaveManyHidden bodies. Don't ask.

#IHaveManyHidden coins, most of them are in the couch.

A Hard Knack Life. #ASongOrMovieForAListOfTalents

QT your tractor.

When I get the ball to curve just right. #ThatsWhenIStrike

Use plenty of hot peppers and hot sauce. #HowToSpiceUpThings

Get your kink on. #HowToSpiceUpThings

One Pinch Man. #ASongOrMovieForQuantities

#IWontSayNoTo working overtime.

#ItsHardToPutAStopTo Thumping your misbehaving kids while driving 😂😂😂

#ItsHardToPutAStopTo the wine bottle once the cork has been popped.

Victim/Victoria. #ASongOrMovieForActingRoles