My body has absorbed so much hand sanitizer that when I go pee I clean the toilet!

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Words to live by: Hate paralyzes life, love releases it, hatred confuses life, love harmonizes it, hatred darkens life, and love illuminates it.

Heres a cute lil kitty we met on a hike

I bet you Jesse Smollet beats himself up in jail and then blames it on the cops!

Quiet before the storm

As screwed up as this state is California Livin is not that bad

Big water at Whispering Falls in Yosemite... and a long way down too!

My besties....the 3 stooges

My grandsons in action.

Surfs up at Tahoe.....living the life

So cute 😘😘

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it. 2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless. 4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,Heineken, Coors & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

Tahoe Vista

no chance

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