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Both sides stand on freedom of speech ‘til they have to listen to it.

Gettin’ clipped gets you more followers than posting clips

Robert Redford died today. Finally there’s room in Hollywood for Brad Pitt to thrive.

Everyone always talks about The Simpsons prediction power, but Mike Jusge is the real prophet

All my online comedy

I hear the rapture is tomorrow. Why have they been preparing?

The Irish national anthem goes hard as fuck

Saddest victimhood I’ve ever seen

I’ve seen someone outraged in real life, maybe twice. The internet is fake divisive bullshit

Let me play Mark Maron in a movie about when he used to do coke with Sam Kinison. I swear to god I will prepare for the role authentically. I already hate everyone and I need an a good excuse to return to drugging.

Bieber is entering his conservatorship era

Daniel Jones gonna win 7 super bowls consecutive

Don’t ever let ‘em tell you you can’t make a living off dank memes

Adderall psychosis

This man loves Donald’s pole

Yeah but can it be a Truck?

They sell controllers that spurt out pussy smell in your moms basement too

Conservatives trying to prevent Bad Bunny’s birth so true American Shania Twain can play the super bowl.

Pickleball is what frisbee golf wanted to be.