Everyone tells me I changed, I changed… I shit my pants, I had to change 💯

Be sure to stream my new song “Mud on the truck” this Friday

Set of kangaroo nuts broke my tv smh

Please be cautious ‼️ This man just sold me three pairs of solar eclipse glasses but they were really just movie theatre 3D glasses from 2003

If I damage my eyes today I’m doing it the old fashioned way way with 12 hours of screen time

Lots of eclipse content for my return to twitter

You’re only as good as your last weld

Average Cannabis NB employee

Turkey Bacon Club is a great sandwich

Barber went god mode on my dome

Cake and candles brother

April Wine opening for BTO is malarkey

How I’m stepping out today

The drones flying over New Jersey would make a great episode of the Sopranos

Tobey Maguire really ate as Spiderman god damn!

It may already be well known but let it be known again, Radlers are ASS

Career goal: Mayor of Roku City

Fearfully hungover

I just want to ride horses with my wife

Don’t text my phone, I’m watching the squid game!