i love current events. for halloween i'm dressing up as a current event

the best poker players will never even admit they're playing the game

(telling the truth) i understand popcorn

i like to role play as 2 rival philosophers

some stories have a surprise beginning

thinking about relocating the ground into the sky

i think left and right may be backwards, but that's none of my business

i wrote down what year it is

today's challenge: make a non-waffle, using only a waffle maker

thanks to autocorrect, now everything in the world is correct

no two socks are alike

some people experience their birthday all the time. this is known as 'constant birthday'

some tunnels have a light at the beginning

true or false: Everything

my New Years Resolution is to lift weights, and just leave them up there

i keep a dream journal, in reverse. during my dreams i write down what happened when i was awake

i like to play "school or prison". a game where you look at pictures of schools and prisons and try to guess which ones are schools and which ones are prisons

plant based elephants are surprisingly small

clocks are great, in case you need a second opinion about what time it is

every year at new years, i type the number of the previous year into my calculator, then press "+ 1 =". The result surprises me every time