HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT USA HOCKEY?! PLAY THAT FUCKING FREE BIRD 🦅🇺🇸

Today instead of using a pen, I tried to use the stylus from the card machine to write on an envelope at the bank. The teller said to me "Sir, that is not a pen". I will now walk into the forest never to be heard from again.

This isn’t a time to bicker over the Battle of the Tours. This is the time to appreciate a truly remarkable story of perseverance. Anthony Kim was one of my favorite players as a kid. Then he disappeared and re-emerged more than a decade later looking like a completely

Anthony Kim didn’t play a professional tourney for a dozen years. He only returned to LIV this year after qualifying in the offseason. He entered the final round not just five shots back, but five back of Rahm and Bryson. Can’t be overstated how unimaginable this really is.

COMEBACK STORY COMPLETE 🏆 ANTHONY KIM WINS LIV GOLF ADELAIDE 2026 #LIVGolfAdelaide

WOW Anthony Kim is going to do it. What an unreal comeback. Good for him.

Oh, definitely.

Liberal white women when they hear ICE is about to arrest an illegal immigrant MS-13 gang member down the street…

I really❤️pelicans

Stone Cold explains how he got his iconic theme music... Steve Austin

*Attenborough voice* As the dominant Karen roams the savannah of suburbia, patrolling her domain with unmatched ferocity, she is nonetheless bewildered and confounded by the abrupt emergence of her oldest foe, whose praise she craves and wrath she fears the most: the Sassy Gay.

Who gave the better answer to a foreign policy question: AOC or Miss South Carolina? Listen and decide:

I don’t think it’ll happen (yet) but from an entertainment standpoint you better believe I want Anthony Kim at Augusta. Talk about box office…

I'm sorry.

Most people don’t understand how hard this is🔥🔥

She should have worried about her skating and less about Trump. Embarrassing performance. 13th after the short program and no chance for a medal.

Quarterback efficiency in the playoffs Josh Allen lol

Eat bald eagle shit, Lord Maple Leaf

Curling is so fucking hard. I apologize to curlers everywhere