Today instead of using a pen, I tried to use the stylus from the card machine to write on an envelope at the bank.
The teller said to me "Sir, that is not a pen".
I will now walk into the forest never to be heard from again.
This isn’t a time to bicker over the Battle of the Tours. This is the time to appreciate a truly remarkable story of perseverance.
Anthony Kim was one of my favorite players as a kid. Then he disappeared and re-emerged more than a decade later looking like a completely
Anthony Kim didn’t play a professional tourney for a dozen years. He only returned to LIV this year after qualifying in the offseason. He entered the final round not just five shots back, but five back of Rahm and Bryson. Can’t be overstated how unimaginable this really is.
*Attenborough voice*
As the dominant Karen roams the savannah of suburbia, patrolling her domain with unmatched ferocity, she is nonetheless bewildered and confounded by the abrupt emergence of her oldest foe, whose praise she craves and wrath she fears the most: the Sassy Gay.