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“It’s a social media site where people can post short messages” “Cool, what will they talk about?” “the social media site” “And what else?” “That’s it. People are going to get really heated about it, too”

Oh the weather outside is frightening. Children cower in terror at the white blanket smothering the world. The relentless cold freezes everything in its path, making graveyard statues of us all.

Bill Barnes @[email protected] But the fire is so delightful. Chaos incarnate, it dances on the charred bones of the domiciles children once sheltered from the cold in. There is no place to go.

Why “assassination coordinates” when we already had “killer location”?

I’m a fan of a thing and I want more things just like it except just different enough to count as a new thing but now the new thing is going to be more different than I wanted and I am mad about it!

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I mean, this is a great price.

May your fully armed and operational Christmas Eve be bigger on the inside.

“Last Christmas” is the catchiest song ever written about regifting.

52. My dad’s job had us traveling internationally when I was a child, I was a professional keynote speaker for over a decade, my wife and I took two year-long USA road trips in an RV, and Microsoft flew me around the world almost monthly from 2016-2018.

let me tell you, 2022 was a long seven years

In case you were worried about me spending New Year’s at home sick and alone, I’m happy to report that I will have the company of my daughter’s dog and also an entire marionberry pie.

I’ve been hearing about 2023 from all those time zones ahead of us and frankly I’m not impressed. I think I’ll take a pass.

Down to checking Twitter once a week or so, now that most of my favorite people are on Mastodon. I miss you! Come to where I am!

When I buy Twitter - Tweets will be called woofs Likes will be wags Retweets will be fetches and Replies will be licks

This Is Just To Say I have eaten the free API access that was in the Twitter toolbox and which you were probably saving for awarding damn fine tweets Forgive me possums every hour you’re so sweet I am so cold