I don’t care what u do for a living, have u seen at least 10 Chevy Chase movies or are we not having sex ever?

Maternity leave added to Women's WorldTeam contracts in 2020 | buff.ly/2qKCydR

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills: UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal- 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Chile - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643,000

I’m also not a scientist. I think we can solve global warming by shooting icebergs at the sun. Please have me on your news show to talk about science.

Classy, Delta . I assumed a Delta hub as large as Atlanta Airport would have a few spare parts for a tray table. #737-800 #DL1694 #NoDrinksOnThisFlight

it's gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like holy shit should we do something

CABDA West to Feature PBMA Mechanics Certification: Mechanics Minute Week 47 - mailchi.mp/probma/teched-…

We're rolling toward our #GivingTuesday goal, but there's still time left to make your contribution GO twice as far with our 1:1 match! wbr.bike/2TWmAee #GiveGO

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Always look out for your fellow travelers. #HumanRightsDay #StandUp4HumanRights (Photo Credit: Dennis Hopper)

Solid cleaning job Hertz Denver!

Once again, TSA... if you’re gonna make us use TSA approved locks (10$ each) then at least please put the damn things back on. Colorado Springs Airport

Hey Jeremy Powers ... should you ever come to Morocco, they got you covered! #peanutbutter

Great job U.S. Postal Service USPS Help... it only took 10 days to go from Chicago to... Chicago?! Perhaps my package will arrive here in Colorado before summer. #Fail

In an admittedly mostly vain hope of bringing you some cheer this bleak Solstice morning CSA shall release our Xmas special pod today, featuring such luminaries as Caroline Stewart Troy Laffey @scottdedenbach @MrDavidPalan & of course, mr ‘gravel bike 2009’ John Galloway

New pod in your feed. A virtual messy Christmas drinks with John Galloway Caroline Stewart Troy Laffey @MrDavidPalan and @scottdedenbach 😲😲😲😲🤟🤟🤟🤟🍺🍻🥃🍷🥛

Well done VASA Fitness for sending my membership to collections for non-payment during the pandemic when the gym was closed. No one from the location would talk to me so I called the collection company and was told only option was to pay and then hung up on me. BBB