my new metaphor for my subversive philosophy: don’t throw bombs, blow dandelion seeds, instead.

“we must not allow, a mineshaft gap!” —buck turgidson

“the toomuchness, the fartoomanyness” --james joyce, _finnegan’s wake_

people who blow their snow into the street probably also spit their gum out into urinals. it’s the details that reveal character.

looooooons!!!! way to draw that foul amarilla and stuff that PK #mls #loonatics #mnufc

i still, still, still, and forever will think a “northern lights” kit should fade to black, not white, but i’m happy to see us getting great results in it even though nobody asked me when they designed it. @mnufc #nmufc #northernlights #loonatics

i feel like your average portmanteau is a noun, but portmanteau-ing an adverb is graduate-level wordstruction. joyce’s _finnegan’s wake_ is rich with them, but when he talks about a “glow as it slid lucifericiously within an inch of its page.” *chef’s kiss!

is today, officially, information day? i mean… it’s 4-11

i will always be that person who 👋s goodbye in the zoom meeting, even if my camera is uncharacteristically off.

kind of nice to have an exciting @mnufc match end in a #wonderwall that was like something out of ancient mythology with our foe’s hero, wagner, stealing our victory, twice, only to be the one who loses it all in sudden death. h/t clint irwin for that save too! #mnufc

oof, new indicator that i look old… checked out a new bike shop near my new home. owner tried to pitch me on buying an e-bike. i may give them one more chance to win my trust as my LBS, but that stung a little.

hey @mnufc i did not want us to be the team that helped SKC get their groove back. #coyfl #mls #mnufc #dammit

omg, you can’t unhear pickleball.

dang, no longer an outlaw... i mean, hooo-raaay, the idaho stop is legal in MN: patch.com/minnesota/sain…

wow @mnufc #BangersOnly from Dotson, again!

love the ride

tacky-good trails at sunfish lake, tonight.

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