Damn Michelangelo on that shit

FOOTBALL TWITTER FAMILY, BENJAMIN SESKO IS DODGING PENALTIES AGAINST LEAGUE 2 GRIMSBY TOWN

This united result has put a good smile on my face. 🤣🤣🤣

How can your 72 million pound striker be the 10th person to take a penalty in a shoot out?????

My 3 year old is currently outraged… I mean full scream and cry… because I offered him “milk and a banana.” When I asked him what he wanted instead, he said, with a straight face, “banana and milk!”

First blood to Liverpool. Been so long we've lost to big 6 club but for you to win the league you've got win away at places like Anfield. Anyway we go again in a few weeks time.

My people are the most dramatic people in the world loooool. They couldn't just press it on arrival.

I am proud to announce my first ever art gallery exhibition ‘Monogatari’. The exhibition is a collection of stories in the form of images that I have taken in my career so far, as well as a celebration of my 10 years as a photographer. Tickets eventbrite.co.uk/e/monogatari-a…

My first ever short film and it’s being released exclusively at my art gallery exhibition. Dreamed of this day since I was 8 years old. The documentary follows my trip to Kenya this year and explores the relationship between art and music. Tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/monogatari-a…

Not even 24 hours ginga jay is having a mare 😂😂😂😂😂

I usually ignore BS reports like this, but it’s causing needless hate to be spewed towards people I work with. WWE have kindly given me a couple of weeks off for personal time (booked nine months ago), and then I’m back to business as usual. A complete non-story. The end.

‘The emergency alert just went off on my phone, it alerted me to how much I miss you, hope your mum is good, I know she’s been asking about me’

Today makes 3 years seizure free 🙂‍↔️🤎

You run from the spirit of contraception

We got to start playing for the win from the start of the whistle. Arsenal should be trying to blow teams away right from the beginning.

Still annoyed by that Arsenal performance on Sunday. They play at times like they're doing the electric slide kmt.

Eddie and Welbeck both scoring goals against the rivals. Ghanaians doing the lords work today. Let their fowls give them plenty of eggs for celebrations.

This is such an accurate review of this film 😂😂.

You'll never walk alone, but sometimes you walk out without points 🤷‍♂️ #UCL

KB:Edmond makes me feel safe I know that he can lead me I’m ready for marriage Edmond: #LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlindS9