Los Angeles Evening Express, California, April 24, 1912

(Furiously writing) Hwaet we garfield in geardagum (crumples up paper and throws it at an already-full garfield-themed wastebasket (pulls out a new paper) Hrothgarfield kicks Grendel off the kitchen counter (crumples up paper and th

organizations love to offer "opportunities for marginalized genders" and also be called The Womanly League of Pussy Havers

i do not want to be microwaved like a burrito but i want to ride around on that large plate verybad. and champions make sacrifices

ICYMI I wrote about how to heal an angel for Miss Levante:

Well,

let him cook

She’s flying into a gamer rage

RT for folks outside the Americas (and, I suppose, for late-night Americans) because honestly this rules

every day i want to engage a different horrible cis man in single combat. and thats the importance of diversity

ive decided to start a "countdown clock" of sorts. every tweet i make will insult cis people. whichever one gets me kicked will be my last tweet

Content Notice: refers to transphobia & deadnames You have always been drawn / to containers, repositories of any kind Poem of the Week is “In someone else’s home, 2018 February 08” by TC Tolbert. Poem as audio & text: bit.ly/43QbL0z #PoemoftheWeek #Poem #Poetry

if the current generation used gen 1's critical hit formula, regieleki would critical hit 39% of the time normally and almost every time with a move with a higher critical hit ratio. if focus energy worked correctly, then it would critical hit every time after a focus energy.

ever since i started my new job (Contestant on Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman) i’ve been extremely out of the loop and cannot understand 80% of my timeline

the power of trans autism can overcome everything

you ever have a moment in your workplace where you just think "i need this allistic cis manager to call me a slur already so i can quit"

the heathcliff thread is going around again lets go

unfollow me if you are here, covered in the poisoned earth, awaiting merciful oblivion.

remember when this website was fine

fyi i havent used this website in three months and dont intend to. i check it every once in a while to speak when spoken to and nothing more, and that's probably what i'll keep doing for the foreseeable future i am on cohost and that's it cohost.org/bigstuffedcat/…