dude

i dont have my emotional support j name tonight, im cooked

me and my top 12 bc i dont actually have last fm so this will do

I got 4 kids now so I had to pick up a job at DoorDash …you can get my album and your favorite snack delivered right to your door on DoorDash right now in the Cardi Bodega Only available at participating DashMarts in the US. #DoorDashPartner

only 3 songs in to the am i the drama and cardi the icon u are!

bodega baddie got me

bye bye pineapple

few too many screws knocked loose from one too many knocks to the head

2-0 lead going in to half time but that bloody red card 4 mins in had me wetting myself icl

garnacho sat in his lil puffer jacket in the united seats , Chelsea losing, real tears rn

char siu pork rice bowls and Alvin and the chipmunks

don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone

made my day at 8am

de ligt is literally a fucking brick , that man will stand his ground HARD n love him for it

United fan base as a whole wind me up for the simple reason that one player always has to be the villain in some sort of way

pls where do i fall bc i see 8-10

who am I seeing at as it is on friday then?

3 years ago today I saw 5sos and 4 years ago today I saw bring me wtf man

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve