Marriage summarised via one pic of the shower in my new bathroom

Just saw the best edit of all time

The way these people can now write off any justified criticism of their bullshit by simple saying WOKE or FREE SPEECH blows my mind

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Me every time I hear Peter Drury acting like we’re more interested in his commentary than the football

When 37 wingers just isn’t enough #CFC

I see we've reached the "I was poorer than you" stage of the Oasis discourse

I see the Conservatives are still a perfectly normal political party

This is enough to make the average centrist dad (me) into a revolutionary who wants to smash up the system It's a disgrace, an outrage and should make everyone furious mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

The nostalgia during this international break has been top class. To celebrate, here’s a famous player that you forgot played for every current Championship club. Blackburn - Danny Murphy (THREAD 🧶)

PRIME BARCLAYS

All nine outfield players lined up on the edge of their own box for 45 minutes, is it? #MCIARS

Mourinho watching Arsenal’s second half #MCIARS

Anyone else notice Haaland getting the ball out of the net and deliberately bouncing it off a dejected Arsenal player’s head? Proper shit housery

Not nearly enough being made of just how laughably bad this was from Walker x.com/SachinNakrani/…

Not sure there’s anyone outside of Spurs and City fans who think Haaland came out of yesterday looking like a good guy

Fans of every other club when - after losing the Ballon D'Or winner for the season and being deducted a load of points - Man City still win the league in May

You: "Rodri isn't THAT important to Man City" The facts:

"I stand here also as a black man... whose ancestors rose up and fought in a great rebellion of the enslaved. Imperialism. I know it when I see it." David Lammy accuses Russia of being a mafia state in unbelievable speech at the UN.

Gary Neville watching Man United today #MUNTOT