sometimes a banger is 3 likes and a reply from your favorite oomf

thanks for liking my tweet. can I live with you

Hate that I have to keep my body constantly topped up with food and water unless I want to be “hungry” and “thirsty” and “angry.”

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

I live my life with the mindset that I have a fat ass. Whether I actually do or not does not matter

Being 30 is all about becoming interested in various types of wool and learning to guess fabric content by touch

"say yes to the dress of life" - recently unearthed ancient proverb

2026 is the year of doing stuff

planning on becoming incredibly sexy this year, for vanity purposes.

Can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

beefing with my wife for sexual reasons

This year It will occur. And that’s all I can say on the subject but when it eventuates you will know. And remember who told you

It’s good to have a relationship with a tree in your neighborhood

Leg day is the sweatiest day

Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7

this is the kind of thing that overwhelms me to think about. what happens to a person's car when they're abducted? what if it's stolen? if you're detained for months on end, what happens to your house? and when you're released because it was a mistake, who picks up the pieces?

I ran out of things to say on here a while ago

I will pay any ICE agent their signing bonus plus an extra $1k if they kill themselves today

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Good bit