Kenyan rogue cops huangusha mtu then rush to the morgue and wear those white dust coats pretending to be morgue attendants to receive the body and to check on family and associates of the deceased for further elimination. This tactic has been used since JM Kariuki times sad.

Living with your parents is free but you pay with your mental health

Three month here alone with data, food, light, and your best friend of the opposite gender for N10M. Game? 👀 👀

Best left-back in the world 💚 #MadeInSporting

why tf has this nations league been more entertaining than the 2024 euros.

at a certain age, being lowkey is the flex. trying to be seen just starts looking desperate.

Ronaldo didn't need 5 penalties in a single tournament to win a trophy for his country

Letting a man lose you instead of trying to convince him of your worth hits so different.

mentally i'm here

Mkenya daima ,whatever he calls himself amedele but tuko na receipt.

Ronaldo is Portugal’s history, Messi is just a part of Argentina’s history.

Tukinyamaza wanatuua, tukiongea we're being killed. Ruto anatakaje?

The nations league is way more difficult to win than Copa America

My dad randomly used to fetch me early from school for a dad/daughter photoshoot at foto 1st, and an ice cream date. I appreciated those a lot😂🫶🏽

"mnaua mtu amesoma kuwashinda"

Could be us ❤️

I'm just leaking bro, natural lube imekua excess. Jesus.

Nimeongeza ‘so you don’t want to talk to me’…..juu ya 5 other texts

Nuno Mendes this season: