Jesus regrets dying for most of you.

About to see a head coach get fired during a game. #BroncosCountry

It’s official: after nearly a week since it happened, @GOPLeader McCarthy will not condemn Trump for dining with a Jew-hating Holocaust denier. We gave you a chance, Kevin. So from here on out you’re to be called #KKKevinMcCarthy Twitter, do your thing.

Awkward exchange on TNF so of course I immediately go to Twitter and search “Tony Gonzalez” now I can’t stop laughing

Elon won’t fuxk you bro

If Patrick Mahomes wins league MVP this year, I'll gift one person who follows me and retweets this an official Jersey from Kansas City Chiefs Pro Shop! #ChiefsKingdom

Loving Carson Wentz is a painful chaotic commitment. He just led a 21 play (longest in NFL this season) 96 yard touchdown drive. Where he converted 3rd and 17, 3rd and 5 and 3rd and 4. After 2 interceptions to start the game.

Alright KC folks: Landing in KC around 10:30 tonight. Where is the pre-parade party tonight? Plaza? Westport? Downtown? I’ll be wherever it is.

KANSAS CITY!!! I'm so freaking fracking excited to be here. 5pm meetup at Arrowhead in front of the Lamar Hunt statue. KC fans have been so incredible over the years and I can't think of a better place to meet. Will be there for at least 2 hours. See you soon.

38 y/o CP3 😂😂

This guy is just speaking my mind. Billionaires and tubes...🤦🏾‍♂️😆 #Titan #Titanic #submarino #Submersible #OceanGate #OceanGateTitan

WOW

Make slack great again

I’m feeling so good about the Steelers picking Shedeur Sanders at pick #21 tonight. If it doesn’t happen, I’ll send a $10 Venmo to everyone who likes and reposts this. #Steelers #NFLDraft2025