Just walked in the pub

All the lads were like “No way!”

I was like “Yahweh!”

Just got home

Trying to explain to the Mrs that I’ve been dead since Friday is not going down well

I should really write a book about all this

Will be hilarious

Surprise Mother Fuckas

It’s only me!

What a mad weekend!

Woke up naked on a stick
LOL

Sorry
I am out of the office due to personal sacrificial dying for sins work

I will be back in the office 09:00am Monday morning

Regards

J

Dear diary

Today I sacrificed myself to myself because of a rule my dad made up who is also me

He also got my mum pregnant so she could give birth to me

Together we are one person

Well 3 persons in 1 if you count Gary
Gary is the holy spirit

Not sure why but Dad just gave me the next 3 days off work

🥳🥳🥳

Waitress is making us all sit on the same side of the table

Looking for recommendations for a decent restaurant :

First Supper with the lads next week

I have 47 new followers from Mexico 🇲🇽, USA 🇺🇸, and more last week. See fedica.com/!bighippy10

Let see just how bricked this account is. Like/comment/RT if you see this post!

Special thank you to my 37 new followers from Belgium, and more last week. fedica.com/!bighippy10

Special thank you to my 28 new followers from Spain, and more last week. fedica.com/!bighippy10

Santa Bby 🎶

Can the next person who dies bring up some sellotape please

Do you have a great idea for a book?

Why not ask a group of illiterate goat herders to write it for you

My favorite part of the bible was that part where I'm alone and talking to Dad who is me and someone who wasn't there was writing about it

Big shout out to Connor from Ireland who just thanked me because he thought he had run out of tomato ketchup but then found a half full squeeze jar behind the Bisto

Anytime Connor mate, it's what I do!