GOT IT! We now understand MAGA LOGIC!!! City crime is the mayor’s fault… unless the Governor is a Democrat, then magically it’s Gavin Newsom’s fault.

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?

Didn't the Supreme Court just drop an opinion that was like "Emperor God King Trump can fire anyway he wants except the Fed, that's different for unclear reasons we just made up".

TAYLOR SWIFT, TRAVIS KELCE ENGAGED

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

Eat shit and go fuck yourself you little Nazi freak.

Taylor swift is engaged

Congrats to Travis on getting his hands on a ring this calendar year 🦅

I’m ok with it. Make voting hard as hell in rural Maine

Republicans have never and will never do anything to address gun violence in schools, but they did successfully get Cracker Barrel to go back to their old logo, which is the type of thing that really matters to them anyway. Not, you know, taking action to prevent a tragedy.

The right have switched their outrage from Cracker Barrel to being upset about Dems calling out their empty words and inaction over the frequent killings of our kids by policies the right have explicitly endorsed. And it’s not just guns either. Amazing.

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Opinions (parody) I prefer doing something, anything, any actual action, to prevent those kids from getting their head blown off, over coddling overtly sensitive people who can’t handle a modicum of criticism that the policies they vote for, or the politicians, directly lead to this.

People need to stop saying this. Of course there'll be an election. The states run the election, not the federal government. No one in the federal government has the power to just cancel an election.

Taking a page out of your party's playbook in Ohio

You could've told Trump and Abbott to back off, but you didn't. Start filling out those Wendy's applications

CBPolitics Gabe From Florida Voters: "I can't afford eggs." Dems: "We got you! We're gonna fix some bridges in a few years." Voters: "Are you going to do anything about the visible homeless encampments under those bridges?" Dems: "Of course not."

New Collins category just dropped

On the bright side, Cowboys fans, now you can use those two LATE first round picks on guys that won’t be close to as good as Micah Parsons.

The giants let Barkley and McKinney walk for nothing. The Commanders have the oldest roster in the NFL in over at least 13 years. The cowboys got fleeced while trading away their best player in decades. The Eagles will reveal another Super Bowl banner in a week. #Eagles

3-1 incoming