sewing tunics for the bonfire later

akab, as in assigned knight at birth.

FTI (For Thine Information)

You don't see names like Dorn Elfsplitter anymore. Because of Woke.

doss ACAB in clude seal gard?

Some of thou may hath taken notice of the new sign upon the moat. It is to warn ye that there be beasts within the waters, not that beasts are forbidden from the waters. No swimming upon the moat.

when i hit 200 followers a person will get free art prithee prithee (if you haven't been given a number, please let me know and i will add you to the list)

My great weapon? Appreciated

Aye, it is a nice sword. Aye, I am sure it is magical. Wow, thou hast even named it. Nay, I hath never seen another like it. Now please, move along.

He's jealous. I can tell!

Dragons and other wyrms claim they've no safe haven to endure the winter due to adventure parties delving their caves as they sleep. The king has asked for the counsel of the people about this issue;

Mine talking sword, Caladrius, hath called me a cuck today

Are you not entertained??? *I flip the switch on my machine as another thousand hawk tuah memes flashes before their eyes, I have broken the minds of a hundred souls so far*

“I’m a top!” “I’m a bottom!” Um..okay?? I cast a level 3 fireball centered on that goblin over there

Shut the hell up, he's helping me progress towards my weapon mastery codex!!!!!

Defensive positions have been taken in major cities and military outposts, martial law is in effect, and it is highly advised not to travel unless necessary. If you do travel the streets be prepared for search and have your identification papers on hand. Long Live the Empire.

What do you mean the spiked helmets are impractical?

The Vampire queen resumes the dark chant!! RT and join to end the tyranny of the Sun!! To drink the blood of the angels and hold the skies reins!

begging some of you guys to have some whimsy & enjoy the entertainment of an egirl flirting with fantasytwt characters instead of being mean to my real friends behind the accounts 😭