These people have to have 0 friends my boys would punch me in the face #shrink

Divorce lawyers in the South must make bank off 21 year olds getting married a year after meeting

Dorris Burke just dropped the hard R on National television

A tale as old as time

Woke up at the ex wife’s

Got you

Thank god I’m a white male and thank you to our troops. Stay blessed yall

My bitch ex wife would’ve been making me shop for candles rn #FTB

Don’t let the whiteboy get hot

Only 11 more of these untill I can start talking to women

This whiteboys ready for Juneteenth #culture

Can’t beat it

Waze and Maps really need to start showing DUI check points, spare us all from the awkward U-turn

If a girls house has a “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom sign” they want you to do coke in the bathroom

Just swipped up and laughed at the ex wife story what she gonna do break up with me again?

5 hours of sleep, feels like a donkey kicked me in the head. The cure is the cause time to get back on the horse

“I’ll take mine medium” Just grab me a beer, you’re getting whatever I feel like

Started the limbo at the bar last night, will be doing this again.

Anyone know how to buy a Drivers ed car Driving around with your buddy in this would rock

One of those rounds I’d like to put a 12 gauge in my mouth on 18th green and change the course of the entire groups life