Every time I finish a pack of rolling papers I’m like damn I smoked 30 spliffs again

I’m wondering if when Stephen Spielberg created Pinky and the Brain if he was thinking about getting head with a finger up his ass.

I bet it’s awesome being a popsicle stand

One of my all-time favorite animations Prometheus' Garden (excerpt), Bruce Bickford 1988

Okay it’s time to smoke reefer

Bout to suck my own strap and transcend into ouroboros infinity loop

This shit funny as hell 😂😂

Dumping soil in the middle of the sea 😯

I bet middle aged men who are coaches love being called coach.

I’m in driving school tryna act regular.

I feel like I could play Nicolas Cage in a movie but he couldn’t play me in a movie

Does Nicole Kidman rail out the guy I haven’t seen the movie

This made me laugh so hard

Growing up is realizing my high school French teacher was fine as hell

I kinda wanna have a James Bond marathon

Bro this kid I went to highschool with house burned down and he filmed it and put a filter

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