He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices

I have got to get my camera fixed no thirst traps feels criminal

Be extra nice to me today I have to book a flight to Arkansas and am not taking it well

Beautiful day to be a hater for no reason

Saw a really hot guy 🤩 walking a doodle 😞

I love my beautiful wives

Asking a psychic if i should be a first wife or second wife

Getting a PO Box so you guys can mail me love letters in lieu of DMs

Only took me 20 sips

Why is every man in this city BALDING

Can you believe I got yelled at and banned for the night from karaoke for singing this

Is any steakhouse open until 4am I want filet mignon now

Seeing some more hair on the late nite crowd

Never let me be at a bar until 4am again

😛

mommygirl, CPA #GaySon