Being on social media gives the average person the downsides of fame (constant scrutiny and criticism) without the benefits (money) and that's why we love it

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember:

Got very lost on his way to bring the Angel of the North to the afterlife

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

World Cup of Mercury Winners GROUP A: Primal Scream - Screamadelica (1992) Badly Drawn Boy - The Hour of Bewilderbeast (2000) Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid (2008) Skepta - Konnichiwa (2016)

Hi Navan expert here, that’s how we say hey how’s it going what’s the craic

It's been a privilege bumpin that with you tonight

Hear me out. 26,000 bike shelters

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another brat summer was made, in Australia, in the fires of the southern hemisphere

It can't be *that* boring.

Congratulations to Brian Jordan Alvarez on his television show winning the Mercury Prize

If you’re enjoying Rings of Power you may enjoy our investigative report into Saruman’s Orc Factory in Lunchtime with Michael Fry, season 2 of which is already in the works. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

It’s one of the millennium items. Yugi’s gonna have one hell of a battle on his hands

to the comments saying "is she still around? where is she?" the answer is tiktok and instagram, oh you must join me! The waters are so clear and calm, and the rolling plains far greener. You must see for yourself

"The bike shed joins the infamous Dáil printer in the pantheon of ill-fated public spending projects that are both inexplicable and inexcusable to anyone capable of minding a cow for 20 minutes without trading it for some magic beans." This week's column. thejournal.ie/readme/surreal…

Bloody hell, two own goals