Something about coming to the gym makes me want to not

I’m so tired of having to spend money for tattoos, why couldn’t god make us sick as fuck and have us be born with them

I’ve spent more money on touchtunes than you’ve ever made in your life

ludwig would not shut up about his 16 second hot dog time using the water strat so i had to tuck him in

The devil works hard, but my ex that just hit me up after blocking me months ago works harder

Spent the past week in Mexico City for Independence Day. Here’s some film

I have a horrible habit of not paying attention when I drive. I’m getting to my destination but it is in someone’s hands, just not mine

Does the world really need more DJs??

It might be that time to book my right knee tattoo and get it over with

No better feeling that tattoo artists telling me I got sick work and that I sit well fr

I forgot to tell the one person that might see this tweet that I met Frankie Muniz

2026 might be the year I get tattoos on my arms

Finally said fuck it and spent money on my Harley again instead of my 95 other hobbies

Why were three rotors $1500

Great places to bleed out

Getting my knee tattooed for Christmas might be one one my worst ideas

CZ 75 Shadow 2

Put new brakes on the bike at midnight after work, went to Walmart and saw the infamous Citroen 2CV

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

I swear I heard an ant scream as a child