3 hours later i’m still awake and can’t sleep. i’ve had 2 shitry country songs from the dumb radio station stuck in my head for the last 3 hours and im legitimately going insane

oliver dunn playing shortstop and hitting below the mendoza line in AAA rn dude what is going on

below the mendoza line part is expected but brother is hitting 5 hole and playing short

bartender just told me to draft PuKa Nacua or Ashton Jeanty with the 2nd pick in fantasy #RETARD #SHRINK

the amount of people in this stadium who don’t know who john axford is is ridiculous

perkins and rodriguez need to be on the same flight to Nashville tonight

every screen in the bar (6 of them) has hawaii vs stanford on rn it’s so lit

nothing would say bob uecker is looking down on us than a 13-0 loss bc they talked about him too much

name a better duo than soft lefties throwing fastballs right down the middle and the brewers not being able to hit them

joel payamps x elvis peguero = 3 IP 9K’s

now it’s a Blue Moon The Pride of Wind Lake (beast)

man i love when our chad innings eater decides to not eat innings and suck at the same time

it’s been 8,000 years and UW-Madison still cannot figure out how to get students in the game

billy edwards “questionable” means down for the year btw

teams so cooked we can’t even get the tshirt cannon right

OLIVER DUNN DFA

arch manning is so buns lmfao

pen giving up 7 runs is the recipe to win btw

just waited 90 mins for taco bell lol it’s over

shocked by how many badger fans there are in tuscaloosa man