Sunak: That guys not depressed, now cut him down and get his ass back to work

I don't care what your Doctor says, your knee feels fine to me now get your lazy arse out of that chair and into the cab, we've set you up an interview at Tesco's

Spoken like a man with millions in the bank married to someone with billions in the bank. Most of these people have absolutely no idea what it's like to live in the real world.

The list really could go on and on and on.

I can think of worse ways to go

Unai Emery

I get we don't control many games but to not even be in the games is a shambles.

How is Rashford not the one replaced? EtH gets another season but someone needs to do a wellness check on him.

Who remembers last season when apparently it was the energy drink cup and now look.

Schmeichel
Irwin
Stam
Ferdinand
Neville
Keane
Robson
Scholes
Giggs
Cantona
Ronaldo

I ain't putting no scousers in my combined XI because combined XI's are worse than a half and half scarfs

We've now lost 3 more league games than City, Arsenal and Liverpool combined. Forget 4th and 5th we'll be lucky to hold onto 6th.

How is this tool all over my tl? I don't follow him, he doesn't me and he's not reposted by anyone I do follow and yet every day there he is. He's like a fucking cock roach only far more annoying.

Someone told me that the drugs you could get your hands on in London were the best on the planet, I never believed it until now. I'll have a kilo of what this melts snorting

I can honestly say that I've never been this ashamed of sections of our fan base. We play the victim when someone mocks Munich and then behave like that. My apologies to anyone offended by these morons.

Fans say a new stadium will kill the atmosphere, what atmosphere? Its so quiet the stadium announcer gives the match attendance early just to create a bit of noise.

Ole back with Keane as his number 2 over what we have right now. Manchester United pay attention.

Sack him or keep him, I honestly don't know the answer. One thing I'm sure of is that SJR in his interview was clear & concise about everything he wants to achieve with United until it comes to the manager, he had the opportunity to back him but sort of side stepped the question.

Prefer you to do your talking on the pitch. Setting yourself up for a world of pain if you don't put in a performance against City releasingbthat now, fingers crossed.