I am so glad I don’t go to college at auburn

Another night alone in the hot tub for Dave tonight. Any ladies wanna join tomorrow ? PM me

Thoroughly convinced that well over half of the 18 wheelers I see are being operated by 3 toddlers. One on the gas one on the brake and one at the wheel. They suck

Just spoke to Keith Carter and Randolph Johnson he told me to tell you to quit talking to women and watch the damn ball game.

Just heard Jeff Le🅱️🅱️y’s 🅱️urner™️ sneak in a womanly “Go to hell Ole Miss” during the anthem. Have some respect Nathan. I’m going to eat you

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And here we have a Twitter user calling another Twitter user’s life “so… sad” because he enjoys using Twitter

Tonight is the night. Been putting in a lot of hours preparing for this. Hope it all pays off

I just despise Auburn so much. Grateful every single day I didn’t decide to attend that University

Take notes losers. Dave wins again but who’s surprised

Where the HELL Jennifer "Jenn" Shannon AND YOUR DAMN IPAD

What’s up?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

First time on this app in weeks and this is what I’m greeted with. Might have to officially retire I’m so sick