Everywhere is warming faster than everywhere else according to you pricks

Bobbie appears to be following me around.
He's getting really upset. Excellent.

Utter bollocks. Look at some data of multiple decades, not individual weather events

Total nutter

This idiot seriously believes a red traffic light is a signal for him to pile recklessly through a junction
Let's hope he never hits a baby in a pram at a pedestrian crossing.

I've just been followed by Julie Burchill Julie Burchill
Going to have to up my twitter game

'photosynthesis' - google it

Helen Nettleship #TerfsWereRight

I've been winding Jim up most of the day. He's getting so annoyed he's begun typing in capitals and spelling words incorrectly as he pounds the keyboard in a spittle-flecked rage. It's been fun and he's made a total fool of himself. I'll leave it there as it's getting boring now.

Jim's running away ......

Jim's starting to lose it now.
Sorry to upset you Jim, but I'm not paid by Big Oil. I'm a maths teacher.

The blog Jim's talking about linked to the hallowed scientific journal Nature. The paper in Nature predicted the tropics would be in chaos by 2020 (it isn't).
Jim's getting very upset.

Jim's wetting his pants about an increase in SLR by 1mm.
Bless him.

And if it hasn't risen a foot by 2050 will you admit that the climate chaos you've been predicting is a load of old rubbish?
A simple yes or no will do Jim.

At the current rate of average SLR we're looking at just 7.5 cm by 2050.
What are you peddling this rubbish Jim?

Bob thinks he can stop the climate changing. Bless.

Ooh! Get you!!
Cheer up Bobbie!
BTW I'm not a Tory

Bobbie's upset.
Excellent.

Bobbie's really upset that a teacher isn't a brainwashed wally

'I am highly educated'
Ponce.