Some of the stuff I have saved on my phone just cracks me up lol

Me and my buddies tonight

How every game of RISK ends

Just listen to this it’s ok

Redid my Pc top to bottom today. I’m pleased.

Verdansk is coming back, but the day it drops people will have many complaints.

The hate for Verdansk returning is honestly so forced I can’t lie lmao

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Eh not bad I reckon

Imma stream split fiction with my wife later we’ll see how it goes lol

Bringing the energy.

The transformation is crazy.

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Holy shit only people with wild kids understand how fucking funny this is

Yall remember autotune the news or is it just me?

I love a good Jordan peele movie

Bumping up the ttk and cheating is a recipe for disaster. #warzone

I now understand why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour