Just caught my wife singing along to the rock and roll medley on the1973 Uriah Heep Live album! How strange. She doesn’t like Uriah Heep or rock and roll music.

Manchester United…….bang average Championship side.

The Tory MP Menzies will not stand at the next election. Is that because he might be in jail?

Sheffield Wednesday showing pictures of the team celebrating finishing 20th. Leeds gutted after finishing third! I hate play offs, but at least Stockton Town go up.

Trouble at the Lidl tills today. A Swiss couple had to input their debit card pin to authorise payment. Their six digit pin!Ofcourse, the machine rejected it. Anyone else have a six digit credit/debit card pin?

Come on Panathinaikos!

Sat on the balcony drinking my morning tea. Love this view.

Farage says that the election is over. Labour have won and Reform are now the credible opposition. Very clever. If Labour voters think the election is over, they might not turn out to vote. I hope they turn out in their millions!

Had a tough 10 minutes taking the shopping out of the car. The gulley sucker/septic tank sh1t sucker (whatever you call it) parked right next to us and began its work! Bork!

I hate it when Tories say that Labour is rubbish. Don’t shout the other parties down, tell us how good you will be. Problem is, they can’t. 14 years of chaos and they want more. #ToriesBrokeBritain

The Tories are desperate. If you don’t vote for us, it will be beastly! Please, please vote for us so we can keep our snouts in the trough.

Corfu Airport. Chaos. It seems that the computer glitch is ongoing!

You have to laugh! The leader in the Tory leadership contest has a net favourabilty figure of -3! Minus three!

Phew! I can go to work now! (volume up)

Catherine McKinnell being interviewed on BBC Breakfast. Didn’t anybody check her necklace before she went in front of the camera or is my OCD kicking in!

Tried 7 Seconds at least 3 times and couldn’t get past the first 20 minutes. Hooked now! Highly recommended.

Last week I found out what monkey branching means and today, I have found out what a thirst trap is! How naive am I? Lol!

I went to Zalongo today to see the monument to the women and children who threw themselves off the cliff there in 1803 instead of submitting to the Ottoman invaders. What a beautiful tribute to their bravery. Eerie!

I am watching Manchester United v. Chelsea on the telly. I wonder how many of them have Equity cards.

Just watched Jacquie Beltrao on Sky News bemoaning various English sporting defeats this week end. Check out the Women’s O65 World Cup in New Zealand. England are champions!