Ask bruh his favorite white nba player… he said Payton Pritchard… he’s certified

Peyton List

Anyone mind if a white boy has themselves a day?

One of the best games I’ve ever played. I had 280 more kick return yards, 12+ minutes less of possession time, lost the first down battle 17-3 and still won the game. How bad do you want it?

Jarvis find me an adderall dealer

Potential - why don’t I see any African kids named Potential, they all have names like Diamond, Odyssey, and names like that but not “Potential” I feel like that would go hard

Parker jones you bitchass nigga

NFL game starting at 10pm, we need this 3 days a week

Get in that bag

That feeling of beating Michigan gone hit like CRACK THIS YEAR

Everybody Hates Chris is one of the greats shows ever

Bruh I swear to god my 12th grade English teacher would’ve fucked me and I hate myself forever for not putting that shot up

I’ve been planning an acid trip for 5+ years

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Brah I’m playing the same nigga on CFB26 twice in a row

Hot Cheeto flew in my eye earlier today thought I was never gonna see again.

Vol: 4: Overall: 8.1/10 This is the bathroom you go to when you and your boys wanna rip a few nose beers on the way to class. Smell: 6.7/10 Layout: 8.6/10 Derb Ripability: 7.9/10 Coke Snortability: 9.3/10 Hygiene: 7.5/10

I be putting my AirPods in just to mute mfs around me I don’t even be playing music

Some dumbass nigga out there really had goddamn audacity to say Flagg is a better prospect than Wemby. Niggas just be saying shit