i hate to be cliche but being intimately bred by a himbo jock top would quite literally fix all of my problems

top did not know what to do with all that…

we say “no homo” every time but his inner walls are starting to remember the shape of me so idk what to call it at this point

they say santa claus be touching rudolph that’s why he quiet 👀

an ominous and foreboding look in his eyes that tells me sex with him would forever change my understanding of humanity from a psychological perspective

this is exactly why steve jobs endeavored to create the macbook

the concept of dicking down a sexually repressed bicurious man who has been trapped in domestic suburbia

i wish everybody on earth could experience the bliss that is topping a man with a fat ass in this position

a lot of you aren’t platonically nursing on your male friends’ titties, maybe kissing if things get carried away, and it shows.

passively twerking while arrogantly looking back at the camera… we could all learn from this

full beard but still acting like a princess… i need a man like this

starting a change petition to get more men playing w/ their pussy on camera

completely understand gooners in moments like these… oiled up men shaking ass makes me want to start acting crazy too

what do y’all know about boys kissing

progress pics are not enough. i need to take that body for a spin in a totally platonic, not-gay way

currently pursuing a master’s degree in frat boy pussy with a concentration on recoil locomotion dynamics

what i wouldn’t give to be eating out a flustered and very vocal big booty himbo like it’s my last meal

are you really homies if he doesn’t send you his close-up dildo riding videos with audible squelching and moaning sounds??

need him to cowboy my carter if you know what i mean ahaha

i speak for ALL straight men when i say that we’ll be celebrating pride month by dicking down our gay friends throughout june #ally #solidarity