A Double cheese burger from McDonald’s is now $5. This is an apocalyptic hell

Boomers love to bring up 15% interest rates when talking about home ownership. Like Bruh, what you paid for your house wouldn’t even buy a car these days

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The A&W in Grant Park mall is one of my favourite restaurants

Thank you Fargo for a great time! Next stop on our Summer Tour is Winnipeg in under 2 weeks! Featuring No Ring Deathmatches and music from Trial Time + Human Target! 🇨🇦 Limited tickets remain at: showpass.com/timebomb-pro-w…

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

“Hey Matt, the guy you are paired with used to play speed metal and says he knows you” - coordinator at work

No greater hell than walking into a restaurant and forgetting that it’s burger week

Forever judging all my neighbours that don’t give out candy on Halloween

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

Playing two VLTs simultaneously in this economy is a flex

To be honest, the McRib was pretty fucking gross.

So it’s been 5 days and my cats haven’t even looked at the $600 robot litter box 😤

I won $25 on the Super Bowl, but then went to the digital roulette table and lost $60

I wanna light myself on fire anytime I walk into a grocery store