just played 5 games of normal tft and thought i was power ranking Im huge

i reckon i can fly

hey pierre you wanna come out here?

How is No Nut November even a challenge? Who would dare to partake in such sinful activities whilst under the lords eye?!#jesusisking 😇😇😇

Merry Christmas everyone

I’m a gosh darn maniac

You smell that? I don't. Dissonance consists of 5 well showered, clean individuals that have noses that have retained their colour since birth. We're unbeatable, unstoppable and you best believe undefeated.

HAHAAHHAHA YOU FOOLS, YOU ALLOWED US TO PASS THE GROUP STAGE OF THE COLOSSEUM!?!!??! WATCH AS WE TEAR UP THE COMPETITION AND COMPETE AT A LEVEL FAR BEYOND OUR PREVIOUS STATURE!!! THE LOSSES WE TOOK WE'RE ONLY TAKEN AS A BOOST FURTHER PROPELLING US TO NEW HEIGHTS. GLHF LOSERS

Dissonance and success. What do those two things have in common? It's consistency, tomorrow (Sunday) at 4pm AEDT you'll see the absolute madness and serenity that is resulted from our rigorous and excessive efforts which will ultimately bloom the fruits of our labour. #Anydissers

TOMORROW 4PM $500 prize on the line...

Hey guys, what are you doing tomorrow? WAIT!??! YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THE COLOSSEUM??? OH HO HOOOOO, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. Watch as Dissonance, undoubtedly the most attractive and talented team in the sea, dominate the rift and your heart with ease 4:00PM AEDT tomorrow. Cu then xo

Tonight was a travesty, a tear in the timeline. Not even I know what happened, but the past is the past and future is now. Dissonance may have taken a minor setback but nothing compares to the knowledge we gained on the way. Mark my words, this is just the beginning.

Ring ring, hello... oh you wanna come to the moon? Don't think so bucko, only real ones allowed 😎

i cry everytime childish gambino tells me i better believe in something

League soloq has gotten to the point where i can only have fun, no matter what I do its 4fun 4real 4me

If i flip 50 coins, will i finally get some head?

Hey everyone, Just want to announce that I will be partnering with LoL Esports Global events! It’s been a long time coming! 🥳🥳 Watch the full video here: youtu.be/64R6PzDZCnc

They said we were out, they said that 5 losses in a row was too much... I GUESS THEY MUST'VE FORGOT WHO WE WERE, WATCH DISSONANCE ON OUR JOURNEY TO THE MOON

ALL ABOARD THE DISSONANCE ROCKET! ON EXPRESS ROUTE TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀

Great Series tonight in the Summoners' Society 🔜✈️ PAX Circuit! Here's our Play of the Series coming from our star mid laner Luka with his fabled 5 man malphite ultimate! Credit: @VincentJrlol