We had our first set of visitors this afternoon and she's conked right out 🐾❤️

This is a masterclass in satire from Springfield Ohio.

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Did you know England is the only country with a fully privatized water system, yet we face 1,000+ illegal sewage dumps daily? 😡 Companies have taken £78 billion in profits while our rivers & seas turn toxic & fish deaths rise by 176%! Time for change?💧 #DontPayForDirtyWater

I sit on the washing basket of shame, for I do not care! #PuppyLove

Was Taylor Swift given a multi million pound contract for unusable PPE? Is her father a KGB agent? Was she given a seat in the House of Lords? No. Then find some real fucking news Kay Burley #BoycottSkyNews

That day when you rediscover the toasty maker and have toasted sandwiches every day until you're sick of them and away it goes again for another year.

My bestie just made her pumpkin 🤣🤣

It would be helpful if every sexual predator dressed like this. Much easier to spot them in a crowd.

Check out these lads in #Newnham #Gloucestershire who noticed that my cousin's treat bucket was empty. They donated their own sweets so that the next trick or treaters weren't disappointed. Whoever raised these boys needs a MASSIVE high 5! ❤️🥰

#Rovember is coming tomorrow. Vote like your life or the life of the women in your life depends on it because it does. #ReproRightsAreHumanRights theguardian.com/us-news/2024/o…

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

Aes🇺🇸 Oralè Resisters Do you think this is what he means by protecting women whether they like it or not? #LizCheney #USDemocracy #KamalaHarris

Today is the day. Scottish Twitter, it’s time to put Janey Godley in front of Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk ALL DAY.

Next door.

Melania voted blue.

I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser. My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.

Dear America He’s a convicted rapist. And convicted felon X 34. He insults anyone not white able-bodied and male. Says a lot about your country that you want him to be President. The rest of the world is looking on in horror.

God did not bless America today.