pizza and monster at 9am. I have become my greatest fear

craving random things. Like bagel chips

john summit ain’t got one song where he needs to be doing all that

I wouldn’t wish the norovirus on my enemies

FAWWWK zofran

if I don’t get a birthday cake remix from coldstone I’ll beat the fuck out of someone

pizza, cheese burgers, and ice cream only for me please

Trying on jeans I start to understand the benefits of suicide

pregnancy tiggos

I don’t even watch love island (unfortunately) and “I’m a mommy” is so funny I can’t stop saying it

mamacita?

fuck a breakup you ever talked to two people and picked the wrong one

felt me child over the skin today

going through their likes, going through my own likes pretending to be them viewing myself, liking specific things for specific people, assuming specific likes were targeted messages to me. it was sorta like psychosis but fun

imma just say it. I can count on one hand the dogs I have loved in my life

everyday I convince myself imma have a non medicated birth and then I think no as soon as I enter that bitch they better hit me with the fent drip

I’ve been seeing a lot of the crankdat can crank dis discourse and it is true