Whiggish (slur)

My mind is a weapon and the TSA knows this. I am being lobotomised

Swung by here and everyone knew you

Children and women begin to scream and scatter. My thick belly slaps against the concrete floor as I heave my formless body toward the exit. I turn back. “I look forward to hearing from you :)” I gurgle. The chair of the department vomits

Heretofore undiscovered life forms exist within the harsh and alien conditions of my strange body. Beneath my many folds and crevices science can discover a microcosm of what can only be called organic by “pure will alone”

the best part of jape's twitter was when he said "IT'S JAPEY TIME" and japed all over those guys

It is complete - Dr. NAllmaier

his italian heritage be damned My boy knows his way around the alphabet

She holds a gun to my head. “We’re going to the latin mass at 6am jape.” I begin to shake and bray. “I- I won’t be able to understand it. I won’t be- dear God- I won’t understand—“ SMACK. she pistol whips me. “And don’t forget the Instagram filter I like this time” I spit blood

HOLD ME NOW..

they're airdropping me into iran