If the 307 bus was a train carriage it wouldn’t be the quiet coach. I feel like searching for The Birdie Song on YT.

£4.27 for a coffee. A new high.

I know a bargain when I see one.

Michael McIntyre’s Big Show is proper Saturday night telly. #bigshow

It’s noticeable when you walk when it’s raining along pavements outside houses where cars have to drive over the pavement to park on the drive that you have to navigate puddles/lakes in wells/dips on the paving stones caused by cars driving over them.

Michael McIntyre’s Big Show is the best Saturday night entertainment show for years. Top top telly. #BigShow

Anybody else’s #toon #NUFC WhatsApp group still going strong? #wedontdoquiet #CarabaoCupFinal

John Oliver is such a disappointment.

Tonaliesqe. #NEWCRY

'The fight against gender ideology was a fight against the establishment. The media refer to male rapists as women. Labour and the Tories initially backed self-ID. Even gay groups would pretend that men can be lesbians' Andrew Doyle on the TERFs' triumph: buff.ly/GSehM2j

The 🇵🇱 pope took over from Pope John Paul 1 who was only the pope for a few weeks. The stat going round was Birmingham City are the only football team not to score during the reign of a pope.

Car brain. m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_YKu…

Bankers Draught surely.

37’ | SKYE STOUT!! Skye fires in a free-kick on the edge of the box! Kilmarnock 4-0 St Johnstone

Remember this? Disney understood 70 years ago what driving (and bad urban and suburban design creating car dependancy) can do to us. “Motor Mania” from 1950. Are you a Mr. Walker or a Mr. Wheeler? #CarDependency #RoadRage HT Lior Steinberg

Clive Lewis MP has over 1500 replies on his X post questioning the Supreme Court ruling. Hundreds of women respectfully replied. He ignored them. Who DID he deign to reply to? A man who started his response with ‘FFS Clive…’ If women - of all political persuasions - can learn

If at any point you stop running when you’re doing the Great North Run then you can’t say you’ve done the GNR. Walk. Stop to talk to a BBC reporter then you’ve not done it. #GNR #GreatNorthRun