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Let’s get me elected, just for the hell of it

With the help of young people. I am enthusiastic. About taking this president’s candy keister to clown town. God bless America, God bless the troops.

No matter how you vote, know that the animosity between parties, the narrative you see on TV, is a cruel hyperbole meant to keep you from seeing your countrymen as entire people. We all want what’s best for our families. We’re all looking for something more than commercials.

Let's, and I'll skip the curse word, go.

Alright. Cable news. Can we cool it on the Michael Bay music. It's math, not a Marvel movie.

Stop antagonizing eachother. The hell is the matter with you

Once this is all settled, I look forward to this website once again becoming a conduit for positive thinking and lucid commentary.

Beto sends me, and this is real, a “TikTok.” I will not be opening this, whatever this is.

I see we’ve no shortage of doom and gloom experts, ready to share their thoughts. Here. Online. Ceaselessly.

May I kindly request. That they un-discover it.

Malarkey upon malarkey

The gains made by our Republican colleagues down the ballot, was that also part of the master plan

Okay, alright. There will be no "flow of blood," this isn't the French national anthem. Can someone provide Tucker Carlson with a laudanum.

When this is over, I’m sleeping in until at least 5 am.

Steve Bannon. This man, I mean. He looks like he lives on a, like a pontoon boat. Or something to that effect.

Together. We can take America by the shoulders. Give it a little shake. And urge it. To pipe down.

Please stop sending me the Avengers thing.

Rest up. Put your phones down, and rest it up. Rest it on up.

We have to remember the purpose of our politics isn’t totally unrelenting warfare.