Everybody has an addiction. Mine happens to be food

Life is too short to not do psychedelics

James and I’s babies will be Filipino, Spanish, Chinese, Jamaican, Irish and Syrian and I will name them World Peace Stephenson

Merry Christmas this is my friend Anthony dressed as Xtina

My life may look a certain way on Instagram but in reality I’m picking up dog shit from a 70 lbs beast that rules my whole entire life

My Spotify wrapped is here to tell me my taste has not changed in 5 years despite marrying a vinyl DJ and growing as a person. I’m still only listening to Ariana Grande and ambient noises

Hey did u know plant cuttings root better in brown or green bottles

I’m coming to Canada for a month and I am only going to eat hickory sticks

how it started how it’s going

Shein is single use plastic

If you’re in your late 20s and you haven’t lived anywhere other than where u grew up, this is ur sign! Leave! Get out! See the world! Work in a café! Or a juice hut! Ur gonna be in debt forever anyways! Might as well have a story! And a real perspective on things! Please I beg

Seriously considering wearing crocs to my wedding

James reminds me of the Ken doll I had as a child that I would dress and make out with

Work hard and then play so hard that it becomes hard to work hard

'Today you'd better get shit done so tomorrow you can continue tripping out in a field wearing a ridiculous outfit' - a real thing my boss just said to me

I don't have to watch the football. I know the score by how often my windows shake from people screaming outside

me explaining
to James why we
need more antique
glass mushroom
paperweights: James:

Me: